This was a child’s book from south east Asia

Can they at least elaborate?

How my brother decided to open the gold fish.

Not even 5 hours

Someone decided to be gross at the chemist

It was raining so we ordered fish and chips from Menulog, 3 hours ago. Driver refused to pick up the food and the shop had to recook TWICE before we finally got it, by that time we had already given up and made eggs and bacon.

The way they cut my pizza, they didn't even get the toppings right.

Wanted to watch Spider-Man 2. Guess that's not happening

Ordered a different slush at McDonald’s, when I asked for a refund they refused to give one.

POS companies selling lifetime license than dropping support for any software update

Both make sounds