Sir, shut up

Nice parking

He has two tongues

Friend ordered a Chicken Wrap and this is how it came.

Just someone taking photos of strangers without their consent and posting them on the internet

$4 worth of fries with my $14 burger

What about it?

I knew the place I was eating at was overpriced but that’s all I get for $4?

Dual laziness of not replacing the toilet paper roll, plus not throwing away an additional empty roll when the trash can is right there.

Disabled Parking

What about it?

They had a temp tag so yes they had a right to park there. What I couldn’t get (without judgement from passersby’s) is the spot opposite the crosshatch was open.

My Hyundai decided to spontaneously burst into flames today. 👍

My internet plan went up

Was it really that hard