If this post get 64 upvotes I will cut this pawn in half (Day 6)

Opponent king just pulled a harem promotion and seduced all the queens of other white kings, what do i do in this position?

I lost but my rating went down?

WHAT!?

What's my next move? I'm Clyde btw

What do i do in this position? (I'm pikmin)

Killing the king with the king

Little puzzle for you guys

What do I do in this position? (I am white)

Opponent is trash talking my haircut, what do (i am main character)

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