Screw this coin stuff, we’re playing the password game now

What about it?

Top comment decides tomorrow’s password

I only have 10 coins, best comment can go fuck himself

What do I do in this position? (I‘m commenting)

I have 100 coins. The most liked en passant comment gets a silver

What do I do in this position? (I'm eating lunch)

I’ve never had any Reddit coins. Bottom comment wins an unrated 5 min game against me on chess.c*m

If this post get 64 upvotes I will cut this pawn in half (Day 6)

Opponent king just pulled a harem promotion and seduced all the queens of other white kings, what do i do in this position?

I lost but my rating went down?

WHAT!?

What's my next move? I'm Clyde btw