Why do black holes and atoms look like hot, blurry cunts and cocks? Is this cosmic censorship?

Why is the sun so damn gorgeous in the summer?

what is this egg-laying humanoid creature called? and why does it reproduces by putting TVs on front porches of houses? and... why does it have a TV as head?

Cessna 208 crashed today (17.07.2023) in Chrcynno, Poland - 5 dead, 5 injured

I mean, why not?

The moment of realization.

I’m sorry doctor, we what?!

Pitbull named "Zoth-Ommog the Lord of Dead Dreams" vs Pitbull named "Princess" and "Creampuff"

Got my food delivery. They could have just put “John.”

Wow that's some bad mix up.

Americans will use ANYTHING except the metric system