Man with a pet crocodile in a public park.

It's a dry heat

Dobsonfly...nope

What about it?

Found this on our front step today.

I don't even know where to begin

What about it?

Not a shop but at an O'Reilly for a check engine light. . .

Costomer was complaining about brakes that suck.

What about it?

Some real frigging redneck work done here.

Performing oil changes on Subarus can be quite challenging.

Illegally smol and refuse to pay rent

What about it?

My new roomies, Renji and Miko

Marguerite, I leave to fight in Flanders. Stupid Flanders...

As a kid, have you ever had a crush on one of the Simpsons kids?

Once I saw a blimp!

I stored something in a cool wet sack. When has your Simpsons knowledge saved the day?

What about it?

I was staying at a friend's cottage last week. It's a 6 hour drive. I was returning on Sunday at midday and it was a hot day, 88 F (38 C). We chilled by the water until the last minute. I packed my car, prepared to say my goodbyes, and realized I had chocolates that would melt instantly in my hot car. I thought for a minute how to MacGyver this situation. Then I remembered: my bathing suit was still wet. I wrapped it around my chocolates and hoped for the best. It worked! By the time I got on the road and my AC cooled the car, my chocolates were still solid within their cool wet wrap! Thanks, The Simpsons.