Mmmm smells like ass...

Less Cocain

"A bird just got sent to Mach Jesus by a rocket bidet."

Remember to Look Him Straight in the Eye When You Lie

"darn it, he pulled me outta my hiding spot with tweezers and now i'm naked in a jar on his floor" my hubby heard me say that when he walked into the room while i was gaming with friends lol

“We desperately need mods on this sub”

what's the best DIY proportion of orange juice to coffee

Lesbian cat rescue Sim

I mean they aren't wrong but I hate it

Hard to compete against this

Poor old lady