Why would an octopus even BE in an IKEA, much less two?

Do as you will with this information.

Mommies dirty little frog

youve heard of Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets. now get ready for...

One might describe the trumpet as a machine where you put in compressed air and divorce comes out

Orangutans paying taxes

A keto friendly shit sandwich

Why Aliens and Russians was a logical next step

I have no words.

Tried to airdrop this picture of "big chungus" to my girlfriend while waiting in a cafe

What about it?

From r/meirl forgot who op is but just go to top of meirl

Worst sentences I’ve read in a while