Went a lil crazy with seasoning my eggs, and all I could find was almond milk

What about it?

Probably would have been fine if I didn’t accidentally dump a bunch of salt. Oh and the greasiness is from over greasing the pan. I had a migraine later that day so I’ll just blame this on prodrome

oatmeal drink

What about it?

made it at work and added way too much water, so now I’m just drinking it out of a cup

My whore ass ears have stretched

What does this even mean

I wanted to come up with a clever title, but I’m just speechless…

(Who was jacked)

This is just sad

Bunch of people saying trans woman and man dating is gay, when the article (shared by OP) clearly states the man is also trans (ignoring the fact that the post and comments are transphobic and homophobic as is)

Being codependent to a horse

most funny reddit teen

Eh?