For some reason, the seagulls only go for our bins.
What about it?
I’ve had to move back in with my parents recently and so far every time we put the bins out, they go straight for the food at about 5am, it’s a long street with lots of bins to choose from, yet they only go for ours, which results in a lot of seagulls using my car as a public toilet to the point i don’t think I can be bothered to wash it anymore despite loving it so much.
Any tips to keep them away? I already ran out yelling at them topless with an American flag one morning when I was in a really shitty mood, but still we’re their restaurant of choice.
PSA: Lidl sells this genuinely bucket-sized tub of potato salad that is absolutely god-tier and costs 2 quid. People need to know about this stuff.
What about it?
Tell your friends about the magical breeze-block sized potato salad. It's the only one I've found where the potatoes aren't the texture of grit.