How many outside taps you want sir? Me: YES.

This is Greggs' greatest addition for years

I guess you can park there mate

Got a random WhatsApp. I'm not Mike. I've not replied, but I'd love to hear some creative stories on who Mike is...

Meanwhile in Europe

I imagine it manned like 999, asking what service you need.

My Mate Iced These, Is This Too Far?

They know what they're doing!

What about it?

Nearly changed my plans until I read the small print!

My bountiful harvest!

What about it?

My first time growing my own veg! Baby potatoes, carrots, and some rocket. I’m also growing tomatoes, purple brocolli, jalapeños, spring onions, habaneros, and cucumbers. 😊

Jimmy Nail will NOT eat snakes

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Credit: Viz, who else…

Some proper small sign reading good folk regulars in my local