I have 69,420 karma

My power came back on

What about it?

Cuz da rain stopped

Did you know that the IKEA logo spells IKEA?

My auto top-up hasn't gone through due to a system error

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Bought this of ebay

I just found out this is worthless, so everyone gets gold now.

What about it?

Well, I realized these are useless now after years of forgetting to cancel my reddit premium.

I clipped my nails

This the exact clor of the down vote button

Look at this absolute unit!

This is my cat