New drink bottle. New daily goal

This was funnier in my head

My Brita water bottle keeps closing on me.

What about it?

Whenever I drink from it it’s very difficult and when I look into it the filter keeps closing up. I already changed the filter to a new one and I keep having the same issue. What could be the problem?

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The water speaks for itself 🙅🏻‍♀️

Need help identifying which water bottle is this. I've had it for 5+ years now. Durable as fuck and I don't remember where I bought it.

What about it?

I feel like it's gonna meet its end soon and I want to find a bottle that's the same or at least similar as it is. It holds around a liter of water and that's all I really know since all the writing on it faded. Thanks a bunch internet people

He’s Our King

It's just me and my water bottle bucket against the world.

Can you explain this to me?

Was the punchline cropped out?

If you could explain the joke, please.