My response to Doordash when they send me an email on why I’ve only done 5 deliveries this week

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Similar to r/mildly infuriating 😆

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Instacart throwing jabs at dd 😂

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1111 deliveries 👍🏻

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So since I got hit with a fraudulent CV over “wrong order” which is apparently the new scam to get free food, I’m doing this for every order from now on. I suggest y’all do something similar.

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Wtf does that mean

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Good vibes and two dollar orders

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I hope this makes you smile today...

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Almost got to 300 without any at all, then I get 3 on one shift. The hell is wrong with people...

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Finally had a five-star perfect average for the first time in about a year and then somebody gives me a four-star and then another four star. Looks to me like it would be either one star or five star. What does a four-star mean?

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Can someone please help me identify the ship left of the inexpugnable and the two bottom ships at the front ?

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