I just wanted to eat some chips, man.

Was emptying my espresso machine after drinking. Saw this...

Worst garlic bread ever

What about it?

Diabolical

I wouldn’t mind if it was actually a good one

"He must be cheating on me"

They'll forget about it 4 minutes later

Hello there

Not today, Tomorrow

Abe Lincoln's final snapchat

HAH! GOTTEM!! Bing can’t take a joke! 🤣

Pet frog at teriyaki restaurant I’m at rn. It is indeed Wednesday my guys