Sax-a-ma-phooonnnee...Sax-a-ma-phooonnnee.

Curbside service

Favorite Nelson moments?

I'm going to get me that lobster harmonica. Come on, lobstie!

Anyone else?

Well, I’m better than dirt — well, most kinds of dirt. I mean, not that fancy store-bought dirt. That stuff’s loaded with nutrients. I — I can’t compete with that stuff.

What's the matter with your face? Is that a fake nose? Are you wearing chin putty?

Krusty Burger Menu. What are You Ordering?

Ow. What's that supposed to prove?---- That nerds conduct electricity.

AI Simpsons is literally speaking facts right now.

“This reporter isn’t saying that the burglar is an inhuman monster like the wolfman…but he very well could be”