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Hello Chief, let's talk, why not?
"We interrupt this cartoon for a special report." "Someone found my keys!"
Sax-a-ma-phooonnnee...Sax-a-ma-phooonnnee.
Curbside service
Favorite Nelson moments?
I'm going to get me that lobster harmonica. Come on, lobstie!
Anyone else?
Well, I’m better than dirt — well, most kinds of dirt. I mean, not that fancy store-bought dirt. That stuff’s loaded with nutrients. I — I can’t compete with that stuff.
What's the matter with your face? Is that a fake nose? Are you wearing chin putty?
Krusty Burger Menu. What are You Ordering?
Ow. What's that supposed to prove?---- That nerds conduct electricity.
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