What should I do in this position? (I'm the Greater Lord Rukkhadevata)

Thanks, I hate public restrooms

Thanks I hate face ID

Thanks, I hate the two party system

Thanks, I hate Traffic Cones.

Girl gave me her number and it ended up being GPT.....

Trying waaaaay too hard into creating a shitpost

I don't even know what to say..

I genuinely feel so bad for this guy..

Fan page feels mistreated

Dude from chase bank save this guy's gfs number and trust to ask her out