Facebook post I had to share

A medium-rare insult

If fries had feelings they’d cry themselves to sleep

Think of a title

“She must be wearing $250,000 in groceries.”

What about it?

I lost it when I got to “She must be wearing $250,000 in groceries.”

Perfect description doesn't exi--

Colonoscopy with barbed wire.

Nothing to see here folks.

What about it?

Conan O’Brien and his associate producer.

This guy wants to be single, apparently

Wisdom teeth looking ass

Jeez okay then