Bless you.

How to clean diarrhea out of speaker grill?

I have no idea how to begin to answer this question.

If fries had feelings they’d cry themselves to sleep

Come to our store, Pitbull!

Anywhere else you're totally fine!

Most dangerous guy in every group

I called out my friend cause he burns like a lobster in boiling water when he doesn't use sunscreen while swimming

Conan O’Brien and his associate producer

Ah the good old days

saw this on 2sentence2horror, thought it fit this sub