Everyone has to agree not to touch this and to leave until the end.

The delivery driver left my lunch on the doorstep, so I can’t get it without spilling the drink *on* the food

This the type of father i wanna be for my kids

Temporarily embarrassed action heroes

a truer facepalm is not possible

meirl

Whew they’ve had a few bad exp’s I see 😳

Enough of this BS, I'll give away all my 130k Reddit C0INS to everyone in the comments!

Tell me again how we are made to eat meat.

Guy really think he's unraveled a conspiracy

Memes