What should I do in this position? Im white

So you guys threatened India with a brick ?

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My materiel is getting uppity again, not sure how to handle this.

Here is an Anarchy Chess Flowchart so you can sleep safely knowing you made the right response to a comment that just dropped!

Had a castling mate today

What do I do in this position? (I'm)

I googled en passant

Holy hell en passant google knook

What do I do in this position (I'm Communist btw)

Day 4: Top comment changes the map of Europe

What about it?

Poland replaced with guy's face