Help our Dungeon Master is forcing us to solve a chess puzzle

Which square is the best? Day 1

What about it?

Instructions on image

What do I do in this position? (I’m in Canadian airport)

Holy Hell (I’m unique )

What about it?

Dad was wrong about me. Left for milk; never came back.

Holy indians

i actually said it. holy hell.

Guys how is this a stalemate? I wasn't done making horses

tiny pipi fork

Should I order pepperoni on the left or the right side of pizza?? I’m a Florida liberal

What did he mean by this? Is there a rule i'm not aware of?

Newbie trying to understand why can't he eat me?