Marge, we haven't missed pork chop night since the great pig scare in '87!

Okay, she's fat. Can't breathe... Someone dangle some string.

"But Mad Dog was wrong. The fire burned through the night and cost him the use of his pants!"

What happened to you China, you used to be cool.

Do you think Lisa should of had to apologise during this episode?

What about it?

I don’t think she ever should of had to yes Lisa can be a little bit annoying to people at time but she’s also a kid who just wants to learn and her teacher who is supposed to do this doesn’t just because miss hoover has her own set of problems doesn’t mean she has the right to take them out on anyone else especially when it comes and effects her work

You have my undivided attention

Francisco Goya portraying Montgomery Burns?

Mrs. Simpson, you did not pay for this bottle of Colonel Kwik-E-Mart's Kentucky bourbon.

"Many interesting and important things have been put into boxes over the years. Textiles, other boxes, even children's candy."

Holy f*ck boys! We went to the worng animated series.

"Hello, my name is Mister Snrub and I come from, uh, someplace far away. Yes, that should do”