Hey Ganesha, want a peanut?--Please do not offer my god a peanut.

Don’t be afraid

Do you want to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you Hoju.

What is the worst thing Homer has done to Ned?

In all these years, I never noticed the trash cans.

All right, Homer, we want you to recreate your every move the night you saw this alien.

What about it?

I didn't know how much I needed this pin until it arrived. Shut up and take my money

The other day, I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors.

Hello, Mr Thompson.

"Id: Along with the ego and the superego... one of three components of the psyche."

Marge, we haven't missed pork chop night since the great pig scare in '87!