Lisa! You will respect your new mother! Now give her a kiss. KISS HER!

Listen to your mother Lisa. I owe everything I have to my mother's watchful eye, and swift hand. Oh, there's mother now...watching me. What's that mother? I have a right to be here! It's school business! Mother, that sailor suit doesn't fit anymore!

Trab pu kcip… Trab pu kcip.

Some guy sent this to me and I couldn't stop laughing at it

What about it?

(Why does he look like that?)

When will I learn? The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!

Mr. Largo said what we all knew...

What about it?

Nobody likes Milhouse.

“A fine Mahok to you all.” One of my favorite KG performances as Bob

My cousin visited Australia and she said it was just like this

She’s faking it

Hey, hey there, Midge. Oh, gee, I like what you've done to your hair.

"Lisa, the mob is working on getting your saxophone back. But we've expanded into other areas, such as literacy programs, preserving our beloved covered bridges, world domination...". "World domination?" "Oh that's a typo. Mental note: The girl knows too much."