The only heroes we need

“The US government when they find a way to distract people from the trillions of dollars lost on Sep 10, 2001”

I have several questions

Dont we all offer bowls of human soup to cardboard cutouts of zeus?

I assume other litter is fine?

And at least 2 felonies

Punctuation Man, We need you! (from twittoverse)

They might as well have been the prisoner himself

Eating Chips / Crisps

Oddly Specific Buzzfeed post

Am I the only one?

What about it?

Am I the only one that enters oddly specific cooking times into my microwave? I just reheated a couple of ounces of coffee for 19 seconds.