Here's to a fruit only diet!

What about it?

Darwinsim at work

Yeah sure

10/10 Logic

I don't think that's right...

When your other picture gets hammered more than the one where you're wearing a swastika.

Insurance Company: Hello Sir, how can we help wait.. YOU HIT WHAT!!!!!

Playing "hard to get"

To be fair, it is Family Guy

This cool ass bird will be replaced with a stupid and bland X (I haven't updated Twitter because I hate the idea)

So this asshole just got indicted again....

Redditor doesn’t understand sarcasm being used in a humorous sense