I cracked an egg that looks like a cartoon rodent

Broke my clippers trying to cut my big toe nail.

Dog in the top right is not a happy toy.

A Roman ‘key’ ring

For 7 years half of this deck has been used to play euchre. The other half has been relatively untouched.

The letters these businesses capitalized in their names are A-S-S.

Some of the sunflowers at my work had yellow middles instead of brown

At midnight my aeg microwave shows the time as 00 and aeg oven from the same year shows 240

This barcode has a tractor and field

Rinsing wine jugs for vivariums with soap. Red stayed clear, white got cloudy.

Came back from holiday to find my shampoo bottle growing crystals