Grade me! Look at me! Evaluate and rank me! I'm good, good, good and, oh, so smart! GRADE ME!

Need you creative minds to help me

So, Homer, please feel free to tell us anything. There's no judgment here. The other day, I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers. I cast thee out!

It's been 13 years since Lisa's wedding.

She keeps a fiIthy house and taIks profaneIy. She's the Queen of the Harpies! Here's your crown, Your Majesty!

My screensaver on my computer inspired by Homer’s wall at his job

August 1, 2010. Lisa Simpson was supposed to marry Hugh Parkfield, before an unfortunate dispute over pig cufflinks caused the wedding to be called off.

Does “Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk” get carried by the Land of Chocolate or is it great on its own?

My name is Barney, and I'm an alcoholic.

With the huge judgment awarded to Chester Lampwick, Hutz screwed himself

Ahh…Nothing beats a good porno movie