In Oppenheimer there’s a scene where he’s scene battle rapping Thanos, this is cause I’m too broke to see the movie so I have no idea what’s actually in it

In The Flash(2023), I had the perfect joke picked out for the scene where he saves all the babies but I forgot it and when I finally remembered it, I was way too late. I even took this picture so I could make the god damn joke

The title of Secret Invasion (2023) is a reference to how Marvel Studios has been secretly invaded by terrible writers and directors since Avengers: Endgame.

My favourite part of Oppenheimer is when Oppen asks "Is it over Einstein" and Einstein hits his pipe and replies "Oh no, my dear Oppenheimer, in fact, we've never been so back"

In Ironman (2008), Tony Stark’s beard foreshadows a future villain in the MCU

To celebrate the 30th anniversary of Hocus Pocus (1993), Disney, in its infinite wisdom, chose to release yet another Halloween movie in July that bombed.

Hercules (1997) is about a baby from another world who comes to Earth and is raised by mortal parents. Gifted with supernatural abilities, he struggles to fit in and eventually goes on a quest to be trained how to become a hero hey wait a second this is just the plot of Superman (1978).

In the very first James Bond movie, the titular character casually hands his phone number to a potential assassin. This shows already that he does a terrible job being a secret agent.

In Barbie (2023), Ryan Goslings character, Beach Ken, struggles to find a job in the real world. Director Greta Gerwig was alluding to how the job market will treat you like a rotting turd unless you spend thousands of dollars on a degree, and preferably a PhD

This actor had to gain weight to play Sweet Tooth - a homicidal clown character…who incidentally was a lot more fun to watch than the Arthur movie I watched starring Joaquin Phoenix

Now that's a plan I've had for a long time....a long time