At last, my immortal game

I know this is a joke sub, but can we get some love for our boy?

What do I do in this position? (I'm black)

Found in conlangscirclejerk

What do I do in this position? (btw wtf does the green card do?)

My king had no squares to go, so I resigned in this position.

google "can you get a masters when getting a phd"

What do I do in this position? (I'm American)

What do I do in this position? (I’m amongus)

What about it?

study the board carefully…you will see something

Garry Chess or Lee Baduk who would win a fight?

New move just dropped??!!