What do i do in this position, some dumb idiot tries to break me (I am the boulder)

Rice

What do I do in this position (I'm a cis male btw)

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What should I do in this position? (I am the mom)

Why is chess.c*m spreading misinformation?

My knights when I blunder my bishops.

How does the Horsey move?

he has better wifi than me

Ask me a chess question, and edit it to make me look like a terrible person.

What do I do in this position?