Remember to take your birth control

Apparently it's too hot to make turkey today.

CHOMP

WOW... JUST... WOW.

I am getting sick and tired of it

gyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Kid drew all over my mom’s Ralph Lauren purse

I am a failure

When you get married, your stepsiblings name automatically changes too

What about it?

Been thinking about this exchange w my son for 2 days now.

On the door of the local Thorntons

proudly showing off this creation to their parents