He has an iPad

Kids sure will cry over anything, even Treehouse changing their logo was enough to make young me cry.

Remember to take your birth control

Apparently it's too hot to make turkey today.

CHOMP

WOW... JUST... WOW.

I am getting sick and tired of it

gyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Kid drew all over my mom’s Ralph Lauren purse

I am a failure

When you get married, your stepsiblings name automatically changes too

What about it?

Been thinking about this exchange w my son for 2 days now.