When a former woodworker becomes a hand model for the electronic crossing guard sign.

Stop Brain!

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If only I knew guitar

Too many one night stands, you say.

cleanup on aisle 13

One pump inside the sweater and one outside. Let’s see which one works faster

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Wow high school has changed a lot since I graduated

Also fails to remember passwords