Double tibia-fibula fracture

What about it?

Fell 8ft through the ceiling from my attack last week. Broke both bones in my left leg twice.

Laser etched my wallet today...

Popping the 6

What about it?

10 mins before the surprise party 🤦‍♂️

My brother sent me this

Made it through living in cities with 1,000,000+ population and doing grocery shopping on gig apps in crowded stores everyday in 2020-21-22 and most of 2023 without catching COVID. Now, I work in an office with 8 other people. The Walgreens employee actually had to dig up a COVID test for me.

Five day progression of a blown vein.

What about it?

Was stung by a yellowjacket on Sunday and I'm allergic. First attempt by EMT to hook me up to an IV was not a success.

I waited over a year to see The Offspring live, we got through both openings and they canceled for weather, I couldn't find my car in the pouring rain and forgot my phone in a different car.

My pizza cutter broke on my pizza.

Burnt my face while making caramel now I look stupid

What about it?

My mom was making caramel, she asked me to watch it. I took the spatula out off the pan, put my finger to taste it and burnt my finger. It was so painful that I accidentally waved my hand upon my face and put some caramel on my face. This was three days ago and I look stupid. Lesson learned.

In the span of 2 hours I had my bike rip my pants, a nail go though my bike tire and my kickstand randomly break

This Car at the Wacken Festival