The heat is melting the glue in my car

What about it?

It’s doing the same in the back of the car as well.

Last night I *tried* to chop some green onions after I had consumed 2 or 3 or 11 whiskeys.

Wasps built a nest on someone’s side door in my complex

Couldn't move it out of the fire's way

/r/allI got this as my luck a few days after I was diagnosed with alopecia areata (bald spots)

Failed my theory test by 1 mark!

What about it?

Well...

Double tibia-fibula fracture

What about it?

Fell 8ft through the ceiling from my attack last week. Broke both bones in my left leg twice.

Laser etched my wallet today...

Popping the 6

What about it?

10 mins before the surprise party 🤦‍♂️

My brother sent me this

Made it through living in cities with 1,000,000+ population and doing grocery shopping on gig apps in crowded stores everyday in 2020-21-22 and most of 2023 without catching COVID. Now, I work in an office with 8 other people. The Walgreens employee actually had to dig up a COVID test for me.