“No, I don’t listen to anything popular”

If I go to the dentist, they might send me to war

As I placed the last chord of a Cmaj9add4add6(b13), I realized I was gay

My gf thinks sperm cramps are real and I don't know how to confess. I feel guilty.

It's a curse 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Eating the equivalent of a suicide note

Trapeze artist with diarrhea shits on 23 people

Jolly women of Redddittt!

Freak Moose Antler Incident

My legs are weak and the weed was Reggie

"I just want to fuck God's firstborn"