NASA wants to probe...

I just saw this on r/diwhy

Sauron knows your license plate and stares into your soul

blood clot

Eat the food equivalent of a suicide not every day voluntarily

Like an offset sex-wedgie

"Fuck tha police"

detritus

Looks like pixel buds are too tasty..?

just beat my court case (I was guilty) and decided to buy a pack to celebrate

and then regurgitate the game out of your throat and hand it to him