Forgot my IB gels in the car, in this triple digit heat, and they fused together into one big mass.

Was proud to carry this Kershaw, until I saw this.

I am jobless and my fortune cookie about hitting targets missed its target

Jury Duty 80am the morning after my 30th Birthday

Fire extinguisher decided to go off my trunk

The TP belongs to him now

using caulk for the first time and the result ;(

37, never broke a bone. Now I broke 2.

They're napping together!

What about it?

I'm sorry I know the photo is blurry but lfjfjdk they're so cute

No Money? No Greens.

What about it?

She means business.

Completely unbothered as I vacuum and clean out her cage. It’s giving “Yes clean my living quarters, measly human” 😂