NewB questions
What about it?
Haven’t been in this sub for long so have some questions. Sorry if these have already been answered a zillion times. Pulled this from our master bath shower this morning after some recent slow draining.
1. Is there an established naming convention for these wet bunnies? Like hurricanes are named in alphabetical order, so I was thinking Allison (the girl who dumped me in fifth grade) or Amanda (my favorite rock ballad).
2. What is the theoretical nutritional content of this mass, and do I just stick it in the microwave for a minute or does a crockpot draw out more flavor?
3. Is there an objective gag reflex scale for humans? Perhaps something equivalent to the Scoville scale? If it doesn’t already exist would it make more sense to use a linear scale or go straight to exponential?
4. Is it considered prudent that I tell my wife that I used her toothbrush for the final cleanup under the drain grate? TIA