Why didn't the Fellowship just hitch a ride with the Dukes of Hazzard, jump right over Roscoe P. Ringwraith, and skeedaddle with that there One Ring right on into Mordor?

"I cannot jump the distance you'll have to plant your hand on my ass and shove me through the air" -Gimli

Subway Line 6 in Vienna is infamous.

learn to swim, I'll see you down in nan curunir bay

If you don't understand my meme, take it easy...

What about it?

I can't believe no one has made this meme before. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

I'm the elf lawyer

A meme for every line in LotR: Day 220

Shit would’ve been different

Do You Agree?

Extended Edition? So I guess its pretty serious.

I still do not understand, why didn't they launch a RS-28 type intercontinental ballistic missile on Mordor?