Why didn't the eagles fly Frodo to Mordor? Are they stupid?

Bring out the wolfs head bois

This is me in my 20s

Here comes the sun

Basically Denethor

Balrog, my old foe, you haven’t aged a day.

THE WHAT

Why didn't the Fellowship just hitch a ride with the Dukes of Hazzard, jump right over Roscoe P. Ringwraith, and skeedaddle with that there One Ring right on into Mordor?

"I cannot jump the distance you'll have to plant your hand on my ass and shove me through the air" -Gimli

Subway Line 6 in Vienna is infamous.

learn to swim, I'll see you down in nan curunir bay