“Fire Ants Are Being Laced with Homosexual Chemtrails to Bite Christians And Convert Them To Homosexuality”

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“Why invent me at all?”

“I’d rather face Allah than be revived by an anal enabler”

“The glory is God’s”

It’s true, that’s how I got married

Roses are red, I never touch grass...

escape into the shadows with a boner

The true history of the world

A sphere of human goo 1km wide.

,,They are long, rectal Chewbacca howls”