on shostakovich and anal sex

What about it?

genuine text i got from my friend today

Stale ham sandwich

Once your crack has hardened up…

Bukkake'd by tree

“It's The Light Skin Demon!”

Pollen bukkake

I got coke blown up my ass

A creative title

The cucumber was subsumed into consciousness

There’s so many here

Oil execs dip their hands in big barrels of dinosaur juice to lube up every time they have a wank