Why isn't anybody calling him on this?

Best grapes I ever had

My wife every time we go on a nature walk

Campbell’s is buying Rao’s, the only decent jarred sauce I can find

Turns out that "go home, get a good night's sleep, grab some good books, and report back at 8 am tomorrow" is NOT how hospital admissions go down.

You make an assumption but are given an impression.

I don’t want to take away from the skill and professionalism of their women’s soccer team, but dayum!

Go touch some trees or something.

“Special” is in the title, so he must be getting special treatment!

To all the kids in school who like to make fun of the weird quiet kid

Yes