Dad meant to text my stepmom, texted me instead, then tried to play it off as a joke. Edited my first name out

Bro's gonna stop holding back

Professionals have standards (Heil Spez)

Is the bouncer having a heart attack? Is it a killer worm?

How often is this?

Sugar amounts in soda

What about it?

Source: https://www.diabetes.co.uk/sugary-soft-drinks.html

why?

How did he get it in the Basement?

I'm sorry what (heil spez)

The Cons despise the First Amendment in our Constitution.

Heartbreaking