Went on my roof to clean gutters. Discovered my power lines are just electrical taped together.

2nd day of 2nd degree burn

What about it?

No pain, surprisingly

I work from home and currently in a heatwave

What about it?

I saw trucks drive up and then boom! Power out. This was planned and I was never informed ahead of time .

Someone put my favorite mug in the dishwasher and chipped it right where my lips go, and replacements don't exist. RIP

The banana I just found in my backpack

What about it?

Reaching in for a pen, “what’s this weird leathery thing…”🤢 That’s what I get for grabbing a backpack I haven’t used in over a year.

They're gonna be wondering where that went.

Anyone up for some sink mac and cheese?

Dock workers totalled my car

How my day is going!

Six years ago at work I cut my wrist with a box cutter. Today I dropped shelving on my right foot.

The corner of my tablet where the headphone jack is, was somehow smashed up, just realizing this after downloading a ton of shows before an 11 hour flight