you eat me and i perfectly dodge all of your digestive enzymes and stomach acid and i sprint out your asshole fully intact

A rich 11 or 12 year old kid who likes to masturbate so much that his dick gets smaller and smaller until it's no more.

Im i stupid for having the hardest orgasms while listening to quran recitation and masturbating ?

It's a multipurpose tool.

Nosferatu trying to seduce you with a bag of Cheetos

He has always been a whiny voice weirdo idk why so many people admired him

She went through the five stages of grief and landed on slay

Why does she have pussyvision

Performing “Barbie World” by Ice Spice and Nicki Minaj for President Lyndon B. Johnson

Well?

The Mets Starting Lineup and Pitcher Against their Biggest Rival in what was Supposed to be a Crucial Series for the Division Title